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vexarion: ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:29:50 -0400

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

west2spookycollins: i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:29:46 -0400

west2spookycollins:

i’m not saying i’m batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room

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Fri, 24 May 2013 17:29:30 -0400

2spookykarkat: lucifersblog: the-final-horcrux: that awkward shiver that makes me look like im...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:29:27 -0400

2spookykarkat:

lucifersblog:

the-final-horcrux:

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

oh my god

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Fri, 24 May 2013 17:28:58 -0400

bigger-0n-the-inside: peachhhh: tumblr is the only place you’ll find teens with the lowest self...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:26:52 -0400

bigger-0n-the-inside:

peachhhh:

tumblr is the only place you’ll find teens with the lowest self esteem who still think they’re better than everyone else

a delicate balance of narcissism and manic depression. Bless.

fuckmoney-wewantbandmerch: This tweet has made my day/week/life

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:20:35 -0400

fuckmoney-wewantbandmerch:

This tweet has made my day/week/life

foreveralone-lyguy: re-dunk-ulous: foreveralone-lyguy: people that say heck instead of hell or...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:19:59 -0400

foreveralone-lyguy:

re-dunk-ulous:

foreveralone-lyguy:

people that say heck instead of hell or fudge instead of fuck scare me

Darnit I fudging scare you. I only do it in front of teachers and shit. SOo, I can look like a good girl ^_^

in the words of Fall Out Boy,

releasethedoves: swiggity swag whats in the bag oh shit

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:19:49 -0400

releasethedoves:

swiggity swag whats in the bag

oh shit

hallmonitears: how do some people just say “send me asks” and they actually get asks like there’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:19:44 -0400

hallmonitears:

how do some people just say “send me asks” and they actually get asks like there’s gotta be some voodoo magic behind that shit

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Fri, 24 May 2013 17:18:13 -0400

“where do you see yourself in 5 years”

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:18:09 -0400

“where do you see yourself in 5 years”

likethestarsneedthenight: favorite gif of Alan <3

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:18:08 -0400

likethestarsneedthenight:

favorite gif of Alan <3

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captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants: dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:17:15 -0400

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:17:04 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

ierosway: from the 300th issue of AP magazine

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:16:43 -0400

ierosway:

from the 300th issue of AP magazine

sassyintheshire: gettin’ real tired of your shit, sam and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:16:34 -0400

sassyintheshire:

gettin’ real tired of your shit, sam and freddie

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