peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

(via how-long-can-i-make-my-username)



floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via sl0wly-drowning)


im-offtoseethewizard:

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

i might as well apologise for the future too

(via sl0wly-drowning)


stupidstagram:

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

(via sl0wly-drowning)


panicpilots:

does anyone else hear songs differently after hearing them live in concert like they will never be the same to you again because at the concert the singer screamed a lyric that’s not screamed in the studio version of a song so you find yourself yelling at those little moments and you feel so alive

(via sl0wly-drowning)


radcanine:

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
| if you read this you’re gay 
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”

(via sl0wly-drowning)


vixeur:

aizea:

“Don’t worry. You got away with it.”
Donnie Darko (2001)
Dir. Richard Kelly

Love this movie

vixeur:

aizea:

Don’t worry. You got away with it.

Donnie Darko (2001)

Dir. Richard Kelly

Love this movie

(via asweallfall)


dorkmisha:

superwhollock:

Misha’s undying love for his adorable son shall not go unseen [x]

WOW THANK YOU I’M CRYING

(via castiel-angel-of-the-lord)


pookaglamour:

blazingacrossthesky:

dalekpoetry:

monkeysaysficus:

joshisasoftie:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

Let the bugs nut and die please -__-

I live in Wisconsin. Holy shit!

If you smell sulphur or hear any loud ass trumpets, let us know so we can prepare because that is some biblical end-of-days stuff happening. I’m pretty sure that’s how Legion started.

(via stealing-brits-and-timelords)




gallifrey-feels:

anostalgicnerd:

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

no you don’t get it

this was my childhood

(via cassbones)


legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

image

(via stealing-brits-and-timelords)


trust:

all sweaters should be like $2

(via stealing-brits-and-timelords)