I'm a dead Spider

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

(via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)

fuckingrapeculture:

psdo:

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

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mind blown

(via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)

nahshaw:

please don’t be that asshole who makes fun of people for liking “mainstream” stuff if you make fun of someone for liking something that makes them happy i will literally rip your heart out and fucking bathe in your blood don’t try my bitch

(via thenight-can-bedeadly)

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

(via trickster-in-the-impala)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via pierce-my-pants-with-jalex)

chickensandwich:

foxnewsofficial:

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg

(via satans-sparklydildo)

projects at the end of the school year

(via thats-not-very-punk-rock-of-you)

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

(via spaankyou)

the-escapologist:

theangelintheshadows:

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

THE PHANTOM DOCTOR LIVES MUAHAHAHA

guys…I’m the Real Estate Agent.

or… THE BROKER

(via not-an-earhart)

dapenguinninja:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

The last one tho

(via pimpeta-leijon)

anicofe:

undercover-witch:

tentacuddles:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

well then… you don’t have to tell me to ship it twice.

It’s perfect because while Tumblr talks big, in reality she’s shy, and Yahoo is this dominatrix company who knows a lot personal data.

It will never not be funny to me how everyone on Tumblr can make a ship out of anything.

(via ladycatacorn)